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Maz Kanata is the new Yoda replacement, orange instead of green.

Two characters that go way back, and Obi Wan’s death is watched on from afar from those who saw him as a mentor, and of course both watch by poor Chewie.

For Han Solo’s death scene, JJ wasn’t happy with only copying Luke and Vader scene, he also aped Obi Wan’s death scene at the hands of Vader.

I guess he needed something shocking, this was an easy get out.

Oh yeah, JJ Abrams killed Han Solo for his stupid film.

Of course we have never ever seen anything like this before in Star Wars.

The surprise being, he is actually the son of Han Solo.

Nevertheless a black masked guy with funny voice and red saber who has some growing command of a ship and conflict with the main evil commander of ship who are both led by some background evil force weirdo Emperor is now repeated in this film. This works a bit better as its implied he is actively trying to outright be Vader, again for some reason unknown.

Kylo Ren is Darth Vader II, for some reason.

Rey, like Luke, is asked to learn the force, but like Luke, resists, until like Luke, she learns the darkside probably killed her family.

Rey and Fin use, like Luke and Obi Wan, guess who, Han and Chewie and the Millenium Falcon to smuggle them to a green a lush planet destroyed by the Empire as a show of force.

A Funny Beepy Droid, who has important information hidden inside its memory, flees the surface of a desert planet with the all important info on board.

#Star wars 7 the force awakens full movie how to

(Which guess what they know how to do now because…. The goal is to destroy the Death Star ( a bigger one).Rey is a Luke and Anakin clone, right down to the desert, missing family, untrained, clothes, attitude.Off the bat let’s go through just how much TFA stole it’s entire story, settings and characters from A New Hope and other original Star Wars so we’re in no doubt at all this is an unforgivable REBOOT, not a new Star Wars 7. ‘J.J’ is actually open in his will to plagiarize episode IV and some of V and VI in their entirety in his own more shitty and less imaginative, dumbed down way. It was so bad it’s going to take depressingly long to explain all the reasons why. This was defection to the dark side of hollow, unimaginative Hollywood tropes and remakes mixed with the most unoriginal nonsensical fan-fiction. JJ Abrams threw out the idea of Star Wars as an epic story in favour of a dumbed-down 2015 Hollywood 3D Fan-fiction reboot of a New Hope.

The Force Awakens screwed up so much, it actually undid some of the original trilogy story. But it’s not even good either, it’s crap, really crap. Star Wars being a saga, a continuing and developing story, why does The Force Awakens Episode 7 instead blatently try to reboot A New Hope? Even if this was a good film in its own right, that alone would be enough to warrant heavy criticism that we’re just not seeing any of. To start on the most positive of all notes, at least JJ Abrams won’t be directing (or writing?) any more Star Wars.